How do you get Lady Gaga to notice you?

I'm going to see Lady Gaga (AGAIN :D) on the 30th May, and I'm in Standing. I want her to notice me, so I wondered if anyone could come up with some cheap available-in-england ideas to get me seen in the crowd? Thanks ^^How do you get Lady Gaga to notice you?
Its hard to get anyone to notice you if your around Lady Gaga! Shes pretty noticeable herself, lolHow do you get Lady Gaga to notice you?
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Take sh*t in the middle of the crowd and then the crowd will make a circle around you and i think she will notice you. maybe.
You could pa pa poke her face. You might get thrown out or arrested but I'm sure she would notice you.
Run on stage!
Well she likes wacky outfits so get creative! Go to primark or New Look or where ever you shop and go for a wierd and wonderful look. Maybe bright make up? Or clothes with logos that stand out or have charachters on? She sees so many people it will be hard to get noticed so you will have to wear somthing pritty crazy, just make sure she does not notice you for the wrong reasons! If you want to be really crazy wear somthing that she would wear, like her kermet the frog outfit! However if you are too nervous then just go with all my other suggestions. :)
Run on stage and hug Gaga lol. Then run off, then run back on stage!





Wear a T-Shirt that says Ke$ha is better than Gaga. Or just Says Ke$ha! I am sure Gaga will look at you :) or sing a Ke$ha song.





EDIT _ Also try singing the wrong Lady Gaga song. Ex. If Gaga is singing Bad Romance, you sing Paparazzi.
i have seen lady gaga back stage and she said how she admired my neon high heels with matching Accessories so maybe where neon clothes and scream and have signs saying LOVE YOU LADY GAGA
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Go to primark or new look, buy some awesome noticable iluminous clothes,maybe cool pink iluminous glasses,noticable cool bright iluminous clothes,awesome neon pink heels. And scream ';lady gaga rocks im the biggest fan in the world';, like after the song is finished when she is talking and everybody is quiet or something.
Bring a massive flag with you saying something like ';Hey Gaga, Madonna's totally hotter than you ...'; or ';Get off the stage!'; and wave it around. You'll be noticed when people there start beating you up.
Pepper spray.
Something involving small animals and/or feces.